Wombie Gear equips her people to answer the call. They order the supply drop. Her Player Two handles deployment. She receives premium self-care, practical comforts and proper morale boosters, packed inside a modular tactical bag built to adapt throughout the mission.
This is the gift that earns its place in the field.
Three supply drops, one objective: get her the backup she actually wants. Pick the size of the drop, then stack on more if the mission calls for it.
// Supply drops pending clearance. Await intelligence drop. Enlist for First Deployment.
The first 60 supply drops will be reinforced with additional rations. Those answering the first call will receive every advantage we can provide.
Gear up. The apocalypse is adorable.
Answer the call. Submit your details, receive security clearance, and prepare for deployment.
This is not a hamper you unpack and bin.
Every drop ships in a tactical military-inspired bag with a MOLLE attachment system, so it earns its keep long after the first mission.
Once the goodies are deployed, the bag becomes the one her player two carries for the Little Wombie: nappies, bottles, snacks, wipes and everything a small recruit demands at short notice.
Need more capacity? MOLLE lets you clip drops together, so you can stack a Recon Pack onto a Survival Kit and build the exact loadout the mission calls for.
Every Wombie Gear supply bag is built to adapt in the field. Using tactical MOLLE-style attachment points, Velcro and buckles, your gear can clip, stack and connect as the mission grows.
Starting with the essentials? Deploy light. Need to upgrade for a bigger operation? Attach extra pouches, add more supplies and take in a bigger supply drop.
Because when the Little Wombie arrives, flexibility is not optional.
Pictured here: A tactical combination of our small and large package with the strategic waterbottle add-on. Ready for all situations.
Each supply drop ships with a transferable 3.5cm x 6.5cm Wombie Gear Velcro patch in our signature aqua. It is a small badge of honour for a big job.
Peel it off the supply drop bag and move it wherever it is needed next: the nappy bag, the hospital bag, the gym bag, the pram organiser or any tactical pouch in the loadout.
One patch, plenty of postings.
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Every drop ships with its orders. Sending our boys into the field ready to go!
You're on a mission for humanity, son. Read your brief and get it done!
Your 8-page support document preparing you for the months ahead. Wombie style.
A private commendation for the Wombie herself, recognising what she has carried and honouring the mission ahead.
Order a resupply, call in that air-drop, join the squad and activate your enlistment.
Make no mistake about who is in charge here. At the centre of every new family is a force the whole operation answers to: the Wombie. She is building a human from nothing, holding the line on next to no sleep, and still running the show.
You do not hand a figure like that a pastel basket and call it support. You resupply her properly and pronto!
Wombie Gear is your armoury for supplies and rations needed to ensure mission success.
Her people call in the drop, her player two deploys it, and the Mission Supply bag goes on to carry Little Wombie supplies for years to come.
Practical care. Real support. Stronger together.
Every successful mission begins with correct classification. Study the ten known Wombie types, assess current operating behaviour and identify the supplies best suited to her deployment. Failure to classify correctly may result in cold tea, depleted snacks and preventable unrest on the home front.
// New mission-critical gear is currently undergoing clearance. Reinforcements will be added to the supply catalogue soon.
The Wombie. She is the priority and the whole reason for the mission. It is just built so the one beside her, her player two, can deploy it and carry the bag long after, loaded with nappies, bottles and snacks for the Little Wombie.
That is the point. Every drop ships in a bag with the MOLLE attachment system, designed to live on as the everyday supply bag once the goodies are deployed.
Yes. The MOLLE system lets you clip drops together, so you can stack a Recon Pack onto a larger drop and build the loadout you want.
Every drop includes its orders: a welcome briefing, an eight-page Field Deployment Guide, a report-back card and a resupply voucher for next time.
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