The Wombie Gear Hoodie
The Wombie Gear Hoodie
Some recruits prepare for the apocalypse with spreadsheets. The smart ones also prepare with a genuinely good hoodie.
This is standard-issue Uniform for the long campaign ahead: the soft, warm, pull-it-on-and-forget-it layer you will live in through midnight feeds, 6am pram laps and every foggy hour in between. Comfort is not a weakness in the bunker. It is a survival strategy.
Wear it to the hospital. Wear it home. Wear it for the next three years.
Key intel
- The unofficial uniform of impending parenthood
- Soft and warm, built for the unglamorous hours
- Relaxed, unisex fit (the General will steal it; plan accordingly)
- 80% ring-spun US cotton, 20% polyester
Sizing: our Uniform is a relaxed-fit operation, so we recommend sizing up. Bunker life is lived in comfort, not in anything fitted.
Shipping: your Uniform is printed to order and ships separately. We would rather print exactly what is needed than overproduce gear the planet has to carry, so it travels on its own. If you have ordered a hamper as well, that will arrive on its own schedule.
Gear up. The apocalypse is adorable.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 83.8 | 86.3 |
| B) Width (cm) | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 | 152 | 162.6 | 172.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81.3 | 86.4 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85 | 88 | 90 | 93 | 95 | 98 | 100.3 | 102.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | Gentle machine or hand wash in cold water with mild detergent |
| Dry | Tumble dry on low or hang dry, avoid high heat |
| Store | In a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight |
| Iron | Use low heat and a pressing cloth if necessary, but best to avoid ironing fleece |